Breaking down the sports fan

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Olympic.ca is currently featuring a series exploring sports fans.

The sports fan community casts a wide net, encompassing a vast array of passionate and… let’s go with… eccentric individuals./p>

While it’s not completely false to assume that a good portion of the fan pool is comprised of man-children looking to escape from the clutches of the daily grind, sports fans do offer a certain variety of genres when it comes to supporting their favourite teams.

Here’s a breakdown of the different types of sports fandom.

1. The Know-It-All

Never missing an occasion to voice his opinion, this fan possesses special abilities allowing him to predict with inexplicable amounts of confidence the actions of general managers and players without even as much speaking to or ever knowing anyone remotely involved with the team, league and/or sport.


2. The Bandwagoner

Held in very low regard amongst its peers, the bandwagon fan usually emerges during playoff time, undermining all the time and effort others have put into supporting a team through the peeks and valleys of a long season.


3. The Chameleon

The Chameleon fan adapts to its surroundings, changing allegiances based on which city it’s living in at the time and erasing all traces of previous sporting inclinations. Basically changing their identity, not unlike a fugitive.


4. The Nostalgic

Yearning for the good old days when literally everything in sports was better. Period.


5. The Overly Involved

Believes he’s an integral part of the team. There’s a lot of ‘we’ talk.


6. The Optimist

Without loosing grasp on reality, the optimist prefers to look at the bright side of things no matter how badly his team might be performing.


7. The Delusional

Optimism gone bad. Disrearding absolutely everything that has happened previously, the arrival of a new season means that a championship is right around the corner. Never mind if the team hasn’t made a playoff appearance in 20 years.


8. The Pessimist

The pessimist has been burned before and won’t allow himself to relive the sting of disappointment. The polar opposite of delusional, this breed of fandom will refuses to declare victory until it’s officially in the books, all the while expecting the worst even during the best of times.


9. The Closet Fan

While not necessarily hiding the fact that they’ve hitched their wagon to a loser a long time a go, closet fans don’t exactly scream it on rooftops either. They dream of a day where their loyalty will finally pay off.

10. The Emotional

Living the highest highs and the lowest lows one play at a time. The emotional fan can go from cheers to tears and back in a heartbeat.

11. The Face Painter

Usually armed with a prop or two, the face or, in more extreme cases, body painter has a deep desire to let the world know of his allegiance. A simple jersey and ball cap just won’t do.

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12. The Statistician

Constantly sharing the most obscure stats to whoever will listen. No one ever questions him.


13. The Hardcore Fantasy Player

Pledging allegiance to no team other than their own, hardcore fantasy players spend more time researching and tweaking than cheering. They’re in it for bragging rights. And money.


14. The Idolist

The fan that gets hooked on a particular player early on and just never lets go, no matter where his hero ends up playing.
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15. The Hater

Gets more joy out of witnessing a bitter rival fail than success from his own team.


16. The Superstitious

Whatever works.

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17. The Hopeful

Simply along for the ride. This fan knows all too well he has absolutely no control over the game’s outcome. He witnesses quietly hoping for the best.

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18. The Reporter

Enjoys ‘breaking’ news to all his buddies seconds after most major sports news outlets have reported it.


19. The Loner

Nowhere to be found during big games, the loner prefers solitude to the distracting sounds of friendship and cheering during potentially life altering sporting events.

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20. The Ship Jumper

Not to be confused with bandwagon fans (#2). This fan’s MO is simple: loyal to the point of foreseeable long term failure. This supporter always has an eye on an up-and-coming franchise and doesn’t hesitate to jump ships when the time comes.

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